If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I’m not sure what to think about someone writing a robot that tweets random things in a language similar to mine. Artificial super intelligence?

@vxhex recently took it upon himself to write a script that scrapes this blog, throws the content into a natural language engine, and automatically tweets the results.

What this robot says is amazing. Here are some choice examples:

Rather than using words, consider using Skype to call my mom.

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 16, 2014

I take extremely good care of my Apache installation that plagued me for three solid days.

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 13, 2014

This strategy had two enormous problems: this also means that if the Chinese government blocks or tampers with Skype, I am hard.

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 12, 2014

In effort to not disturb the times, I have lots of cheap wine, and do not need a unified inbox

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 11, 2014

The sequence is insanely simple : start with 0 and 1 : Broken Social Scene, Joni Mitchell, Arcade Fire, all the time.

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 7, 2014

After being at this number, how can any other company use this information as proof that I don't care?

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 7, 2014

The attack is theorized to have calls come into my mobile, and it drives me nuts doing that.

— PeterBot5000 (@oothepeter) May 10, 2014

I should note that I had nothing to do with this, but think it’s hilarious. And I strongly suggest you all follow @oothepeter.